How to Unleash Flake Slaying Confidence

How to Unleash Flake Slaying Confidence

Kaden Sego

Your eternal winter of scalp snow has gone on long enough.

It is time to call in The Scalp Attack Force, our Selenium Sulfide Micronized 0.6% formula designed to control dandruff so you can step out in black without looking like you rolled in powdered sugar.


What Dandruff Destroyer Does (and Does Not Do)

Dandruff Destroyer is made specifically to help with dandruff. The active ingredient Selenium Sulfide is FDA-recognized for reducing scalp flaking, itching, and irritation caused by dandruff.

While it is not FDA regulated to treat other scalp conditions like seborrheic dermatitis, eczema, or psoriasis, our formula includes additional ingredients that support the overall “scalp battlefield,” helping keep your scalp in optimal condition so flakes are less likely to return.


The Zombie Triggers We Leave Out

Unlike many shampoos, we do not load our products with common irritants that can trigger “zombie symptoms” like redness, itching, and peeling.

Coal Tar: Used in older dandruff shampoos, but can irritate skin and carries potential carcinogenic concerns.

Formaldehyde Releasers: Preservatives that can cause allergic reactions and contact dermatitis.

Parabens: Preservatives linked to hormone disruption and scalp irritation.

Sulfates: Strong detergents that strip away natural oils, leaving the scalp dry and vulnerable.

Irritant-Prone Dyes: Can trigger allergic reactions and contact dermatitis.

Irritant-Prone Fragrance: Synthetic fragrance blends can cause itching, burning, and barrier damage.

 

The Scalp-Soothing Heroes We Do Use

We do not just avoid the bad guy. We back up your scalp defense system with ingredients that hydrate, protect, and balance.

Urea: Softens skin, hydrates, and gently exfoliates.

Glycerin: A humectant that draws water into the scalp to keep it moisturized.

Scalp Prebiotics & Probiotics (Lactobacillus Ferment & Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide): Help maintain a balanced microbiome, reducing irritation risk.

 

 

Bottom Line:

Zombie flare-ups are not inevitable. With Dandruff Destroyer, you can fight dandruff at the source while keeping your scalp healthy, hydrated, and ready to survive the apocalypse.

Stock your bunker now at https://scare.care/pages/kickstarter

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