Plot Twist!
The apocalypse has started, and
YOU might be a ZOMBIE!

Plot Twist!
The apocalypse has started, and YOU might be a ZOMBIE!

Blame your genes or your current shampoo 

Just save your zombie skin before you flake away!

Comfort your scalp and soul

Reduce zombie flare-ups

Feel as clean as the Pope

Turn your rotness into hotness

Comfort your scalp and soul

No zombie side effects

Hypoallergenic

FDA Approved

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Anti-Dandruff Shampoo

Regular Shampoo

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Dandruff Slayin' Zombie Shampoo

Anti-Dnadruff, Hypoallergenic, & Scalp-Fortifying (13.5 fl oz)

$14.99 ($1.11 per Fl oz)

Dandruff Fighting Power 

Armed with Selenium Sulfide as the frontline warrior, this formula tackles dandruff at its root, calming the scalp and helping to stop flakes before they start. Backing it up is a squad of powerful allies: Piroctone Olamine and Climbazole help keep scalp-invading fungi in check, Capryloyl Salicylic Acid gently exfoliates away stubborn buildup, and Zinc PCA helps balance excess oil that can feed dandruff. Together, they form an unstoppable force for a clearer, healthier scalp.

Gentle on Zombie Flesh (Hypoallergenic)

Even the most battle-worn zombie scalps deserve a little kindness. This shampoo swaps harsh cleansers for Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate and Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, which are mild, hypoallergenic surfactants that clean without stripping. Glycerin and Urea draw in moisture, while Panthenol and Niacinamide soothe and strengthen your undead skin barrier. Free from the usual irritant suspects, it’s a scalp-soothing paranormal antidote designed to keep your brain helmet fresh with less apocalypse-level irritation.

Food & Ammunition for Scalp Squad

Every great scalp army needs a steady supply line, and this formula delivers. Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide acts as a prebiotic, feeding the good bacteria that keep your scalp’s ecosystem in fighting shape. Meanwhile, Lactobacillus Ferment brings postbiotic reinforcements: beneficial byproducts that help maintain a balanced, resilient scalp environment. Together, they fortify your skin’s defenses so your scalp squad can stay well-fed, well-armed, and always ready for the next dandruff ambush.

Outrun-the-Horde Ability

We steer clear of performance-enhancing drugs in our products. And while we can't promise faster sprints or bigger biceps, our paranormal antidotes do KO dandruff flakes and leave your scalp standing victorious.

Additional Product Details

Scalp Healing Power

This formula blends moisture-locking heroes like Glycerin and Urea with conditioning allies Panthenol and Niacinamide to help keep your scalp feeling soft, comfortable, and well-cared for. Tocopherol and Ascorbyl Glucoside provide antioxidant support, while Lactic Acid helps maintain a balanced environment for scalp harmony. Together, these ingredients work in harmony to deliver a refreshed, calm sensation every time you lather up.

Hard Water Compatibility

Is hard water turning your scalp into a graveyard? 🪨💧 Our anti-dandruff shampoo contains Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, a chelating agent that works like a cleanup crew for your “brain helmet,” binding to calcium and magnesium ions so they can’t cling to your hair like stubborn zombie barnacles. Instead of letting minerals build up and dull your scalp revival efforts, this ingredient helps rinse them away, keeping your undead locks softer, cleaner, and better prepared for the fight for your scalp.

Cleansing Power

Even the most stylish zombie can’t pull off the “graveyard chic” look with scalp grime clinging to their brain helmet. This anti-dandruff formula uses Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate and Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, two gentle yet effective cleansers, to help wash away excess oil, debris, and scalp buildup. They work together to create a rich, creamy lather that helps leave hair feeling refreshed and ready for the next chapter of the apocalypse, without stripping away what your undead scalp still needs to feel human-ish.

Product specs

Features: Hypoallergenic

Age group: Adults and Teens

Scalp Soothers: Selenium Sulfide (Micronized 0.6%), Piroctone Olamine, Climbazole, Capryloyl Salicylic Acid, Zinc PCA, Niacinamide, Urea, Panthenol, and Glycerin

Product form: Liquid

Shampoo type: Anti-Dandruff

Target Gender: Unisex

Expiration Details: Unopened: Usually lasts 2–3 years from the manufacturing date. Opened: Best used within 12–18 months after opening.

Scent: Lemon lime

Excludes: Harmful dyes, harmful fragrances, lanolin, parabens, sulfates, and formaldehyde releasers.

Bottle Material: Plastic

Product Dimensions: 7.6" x 3.4" x 1.5"

Anti-Dandruff Active Ingredients: Selenium Sulfide (Micronized 0.6%)

All Ingredients: Aqua (Water), Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate, Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polyglyceryl-6 Distearate, Sodium Benzoate, Xanthan Gum, Panthenol, Urea, Niacinamide, Ethylhexylglycerin, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Selenium Sulfide, Piroctone Olamine, Climbazole, Capryloyl Salicylic Acid, Zinc PCA, Propanediol Caprylate, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Lactobacillus Ferment, Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide, Ascorbyl Glucoside, Citronellyl Nitrile, Methylundecanal Dimethyl Acetal, D&C Green No. 5 (CI 61570)

Scalp Soothing Power

This formula blends moisture-locking heroes like Glycerin and Urea with conditioning allies Panthenol and Niacinamide to help keep your scalp feeling soft, comfortable, and well-cared for. Tocopherol and Ascorbyl Glucoside provide antioxidant support, while Lactic Acid helps maintain a balanced environment for scalp harmony. Together, these ingredients work in harmony to deliver a refreshed, calm sensation every time you lather up.

Hard Water Compatibility

Is hard water turning your scalp into a graveyard? 🪨💧 Our anti-dandruff shampoo contains Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, a chelating agent that works like a cleanup crew for your “brain helmet,” binding to calcium and magnesium ions so they can’t cling to your hair like stubborn zombie barnacles. Instead of letting minerals build up and dull your scalp revival efforts, this ingredient helps rinse them away, keeping your undead locks softer, cleaner, and better prepared for the fight for your scalp.

Cleansing Power

Even the most stylish zombie can’t pull off the “graveyard chic” look with scalp grime clinging to their brain helmet. This anti-dandruff formula uses Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate and Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, two gentle yet effective cleansers, to help wash away excess oil, debris, and scalp buildup. They work together to create a rich, creamy lather that helps leave hair feeling refreshed and ready for the next chapter of the apocalypse, without stripping away what your undead scalp still needs to feel human-ish.

"Is Zombie Shampoo really worth it?"

We'll let you and your scalp be the judge of that.

Dandruff Slayin'
Zombie Shampoo

Yuka rating: 100/100*

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Vs.

Classic Clean Anti-Dandruff 2-in-1 **

Yuka rating: 0/100*

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Anti-Dandruff Shampoo**

Yuka rating: 0/100*

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Anti Dandruff Hydrating Shampoo**

Yuka rating: 2/100*

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Damage Therapy Dryness & Itch Relief Shampoo**

Yuka rating: 5/100*

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Anti-Dandruff Shampoo**

Yuka rating: 10/100*

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Medicated Antidandruff Shampoo**

Yuka rating: 41/100*

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*Yuka is A 100% independent project and not associated or affiliated with Scare Care. Ingredient safety ratings from the independent Yuka app. Yuka scores products based on publicly available ingredient hazard data, not on product performance testing. Scores are as of 7/29/25 and may change if the formula changes or Yuka updates its methodology. See the Yuka app for the most up-to-date, full details.
 

**These brands are not associated with with Scare Care and all trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Comparative scores sourced from Yuka, an independent third-party rating system.

Meet the Heroes in Dandruff Slayin' Zombie Shampoo

Together, they exterminate your dandruff zombies while giving your scalp VIP treatment.

Meet the anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

(If you feel like you're missing out you can totally find these anti-heroes in most other shampoos!) 

"Is Zombie Shampoo really worth it?"

We'll let you and your scalp be the judge of that.

Vs.

*Yuka is an independent mobile app that rates food and personal care products based on ingredient safety and health impact. Yuka is not associated, sponsored, or affiliated with Scare Care in any way.
 

**These brands are not associated with with BrainWash Skincare and all trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Comparative scores sourced from Yuka, an independent third-party rating system.

Meet the Heroes in Dandruff Slayin'
Zombie Shampoo

Together, they exterminate your dandruff zombies while giving your scalp VIP treatment.

Check out the anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

(If you feel like you're missing out you can totally find these anti-heroes in other shampoos!) 

Why Dandruff SUCKS!

Why Dandruff SUCKS!

why your scalp demands scare care

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Trusted by 100% of fake zombie scientists

No Souls Were Harmed in the Making

Loved by the Living (and Undead)

The Flakey Hall of Shame

Other shampoos

Hypoallergenic

Not common

No irritant-prone dyes or fragrances, parabens, sulfates, and formaldehyde releasers

Sometimes

Reduces zombie flare-ups

Questionable

Has snacks and ammunition for your scalp fighting warriors

More like mere rations

No artificial BS

Helps you to feel as clean as the Pope.

Debatable

Worshipped by dermatologists

This is a preorder launch. Give us a break!

Unlikely

Boring boomer branding

Trusted by 100% of fake zombie scientists

Shampoo that looks pretty with makeup but then wrecks your scalp in the process

Common

Turns your rotness into hotness

Unleashes flake slaying confidence

Bottle can be used as a last resort projectile to fend off hordes of zombies

Comforts your scalp and soul

Frequently asked questions

What the HAIL is Scare Care?!

Scare Care is the first skincare brand for zombies with peeling skin (yes, you). Our hypoallergenic antidotes are packed with soothing ingredients to actually revive your skin without triggering new zombie symptoms.

I used your products, but I’m still UGLY. Help?

First of all, self-love is important. 
 

Second, did you ACTUALLY use the products as directed? Even zombies need a little consistency in their skincare routine. 
 

If you've tried everything and it still doesn't work, we recommend checking out Botox or suing your parents for inconsiderately birthing you with bad genes.

What makes you guys different from other anti-dandruff shampoos?

Other anti-dandruff shampoos may fight dandruff, but may also contain other irritant-prone cure ingredients that turn your scalp into a rotting corpse in the process.
 

We, however, have worked with real (living) experts to create hypoallergenic antidotes that fight flakes AND whisper sweet lullabies to your scalp.

Will your paranormal antidotes help me find true love?

In order to find lasting, true love (AKA a healthy, committed relationship) you'll need personality, financial stability, and basic hygiene. We only supply one of those.

Are you guys legit?

We’re too legit to quit! Our paranormal antidotes have been carefully researched and reviewed by industry experts to ensure your scalp can be soothed and nourished.

I'm already dead inside. Can your products fix that?

While our products are great for rejuvenating your skin and hair, we can't promise a full resurrection of your soul. But you might feel a bit more alive on the outside, so we'll call it a win!

I'm in a flakey relationship. Will this help?

Only if you dump them and start a better relationship, with your scalp.

What if I'm allergic to AMAZING results?

Then we recommend sticking to your cheap 2-in-1 and staying crusty. Live your truth.

Will your products give me an extra boost of strength to outrun the apocalypse?

Unfortunately, we steer clear of performance-enhancing drugs in our products. And while we can't promise faster sprints or bigger biceps, our antidotes do KO dandruff flakes and leave your scalp standing victorious.

Meet Your Zombie Response Team

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Disclaimers

Last updated: 9/1/25

We're all about transparency. Before supporting our preorder launch, here are some things you should know:

 

Use of AI
Some visuals and copy on this page were enhanced using AI. The creativity, ideation, refinement, and brand guidelines are direct result of the co-founders. This choice allowed us to focus our limited budget on product development and to deliver high-quality haircare at the best possible price for launch. We deeply value human creativity and fully intend to employ creative designers and writers post-preorder-launch once we secure funding.


Product Claims (Hypoallergenic, Anti-Dandruff, etc.)

  • Anti-Dandruff: Contains Selenium Sulfide, micronized 0.6%, an FDA-monographed OTC active for dandruff treatment. Drug facts comply on back of bottle coplly with applicable FDA regulations.
  • Hypoallergenic: Our products listed on this page have been thoughtfully crafted, will ingredients that have been found to have low irritation risk. However, no topical product can be guaranteed to be 100% irritation-free.
  • Trading Card Scoring: Scare Care Trading Card Stats (such as ‘Fighting Power’ and ‘Scalp Safety’)  are for entertainment purposes only. Our scores are based on Scare Care’s own fictional apocalypse rankings, not actual scientific testing.

If you experience any discomfort or unexpected results, please discontinue product use and contact us. We genuinely want to hear your experience, see if we can make things right, and use your feedback to improve the experience for others.

 

Fulfillment & Shipping

Fulfillment times may change based on production timelines, supplier availability, and volume of orders. We will keep you informed with regular updates. Please see our shipping policy for more info.

 

Pre-Orders Status

Participating in the pre-sale (by providing your email and/or preordering product) is not a not a typical retail transaction. Orders will not ship until after our presale is successfully funded and fulfillment begins. Please understand that your support helps us bring this product to life, and that delays, pivots, or formulation tweaks may occur. We will be transparent about these updates.

 

Associations

We mention a few organizations on this site, but unless stated otherwise, Scare Care is not officially affiliated with them.

  • The Pope: This product, marketing, and all related artwork not affiliated with the Vatican, Catholic Church, or any pope past or present. Any ‘pope’ shown is a fictional, comedic character for our zombie-apocalypse theme. No resemblance to real religious figures is intended. ‘Pope’ is used humorously as obvious puffery, not a factual claim about hygiene or holiness.
  • Yuka: Yuka is A 100% independent project and not associated or affiliated with Scare Care.

All values, opinions, and wild ideas expressed here are 100% our own and do not reflect the views or positions of any other group, company, or organization.

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