How to Finally Calm Your Scalp & Soul

In the hair care apocalypse, most shampoos are armed with harsh chemicals that blast your scalp like a flamethrower in a crowded bunker. They might remove dirt and oil, but they also leave behind irritation, dryness, and other “zombie symptoms” you didn’t sign up for.

At Scare Care, we do things differently. Dandruff Destroyer, our anti-dandruff shampoo, is made without the usual scalp-wrecking suspects. Let’s break down the common offenders we avoid, and why your scalp will thank you.

The Usual Zombie Triggers (and Why We Avoid Them)

Coal Tar: Once popular for dandruff control, coal tar can cause skin irritation and sensitivity, and is even flagged for potential cancer risk in high exposures.

Formaldehyde Releasers: Used as preservatives, these slowly release formaldehyde, which can trigger allergic reactions, scalp irritation, and dermatitis.

Parabens: Common preservatives linked to hormone disruption concerns. Your scalp’s microbiome is not a fan of chemical chaos.

Sulfates: Aggressive detergents that strip the scalp’s natural oils, leading to dryness, flaking, and irritation. Perfect if you want your scalp to look like a cracked desert… not perfect if you want healthy hair.

Irritant-Prone Dyes: Some synthetic dyes can cause contact dermatitis or allergic reactions, especially in sensitive individuals.

Irritant-Prone Fragrance: Synthetic fragrances are a leading cause of scalp allergies and itching. Many are allergen-heavy and disrupt the skin barrier.

Our Scalp-Soothing Heroes

Instead of zombie-triggering ingredients, we load our formulas with soothing, barrier-supportive compounds:

Urea: Hydrates, softens, and gently exfoliates dry skin for a smooth, flake-free scalp.
EWG Urea Entry

Glycerin: A humectant that draws water into the skin, keeping your scalp moisturized and protected.
EWG Glycerin Entry

Scalp Prebiotics & Probiotics (Lactobacillus Ferment & Alpha-Glucan Oligosaccharide): Help maintain a balanced scalp microbiome, reducing the chances of irritation and flare-ups.

The Scare Care Survival Kit for Your Scalp

• Dandruff Destroyer: Anti-dandruff shampoo with Selenium Sulfide to fight flakes without harshness.

• Lifeless Lather: Our gentle, everyday shampoo that cleanses without triggering zombie symptoms.

• Corpse Conditioner: Hydrating conditioner that softens hair and soothes the scalp.

By cutting the chemical clutter and focusing on scalp health, we help reduce zombie flare-ups and keep your scalp apocalypse-free.

Ready to upgrade your zombie apocalypse survival gear? Check out our Kickstarter at https://scare.care/pages/kickstarter