
What the HAIL is Scare Care?!
Kaden SegoShare
Plot Twist!
The apocalypse has started, and YOU might be a zombie.
Whether it is bad genetics or the wrong shampoo, your skin and scalp could already be showing early signs of zombification. Peeling, flaking, itching, and dull hair are all symptoms you should not ignore. But you do not have to accept your fate. You can save your zombie skin before you flake away.
The First Haircare Antidotes for the Undead
Scare Care is here with haircare antidotes that have been lovingly engineered in a secret zombie apocalypse bunker. Our mission:
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Comfort your scalp and soul
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Reduce zombie flare-ups
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Help you feel as clean as the pope
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Turn your rotness into hotness
We are the first skincare brand for zombies with peeling skin (yes, that means you). Our hypoallergenic antidotes are packed with soothing, scalp-loving ingredients that revive your skin without triggering new zombie symptoms.
Why Your Current Shampoo Might Be Making Things Worse
Most shampoos contain harsh chemicals that strip your scalp barrier, leaving it vulnerable to dryness, irritation, and flaking. That is basically like handing your scalp over to the undead.
Scare Care avoids the common culprits that can make a zombie outbreak worse, and instead uses gentle cleansing agents, hydration boosters, and microbiome-friendly ingredients to keep your scalp battle-ready.
Meet the Scare Care Survival Squad
Dandruff Destroyer – Our anti-dandruff shampoo with Selenium Sulfide to fight flakes directly. Designed to clean without wrecking your scalp barrier.
Lifeless Lather – A gentle, daily-use shampoo that leaves hair clean, hydrated, and ready for styling without inviting zombie symptoms back.
Corpse Conditioner – A hydrating conditioner that restores smoothness and shine while soothing the scalp.
Your zombie days are not numbered… yet. Whether you are just starting to flake or already deep into scalp chaos, Scare Care can help you fight back and feel human again.
Ready to join the living? Check out our Kickstarter at https://scare.care/pages/kickstarter