About Scare Care

Hypoallergenic Haircare for the Undead & the Living

Plot Twist!
The apocalypse has started, and
YOU might be a ZOMBIE!

Plot Twist!
The apocalypse has started, and YOU might be a ZOMBIE!

Blame your genes or your current shampoo 

Just save your zombie skin before you flake away!

Comfort your scalp and soul

Reduce zombie flare-ups

Feel as clean as the Pope

Turn your rotness into hotness

Comfort your scalp and soul

No zombie side effects

Hypoallergenic

FDA Approved

Who We Are

Scare Care creates mid-tier, dermatologist-conscious shampoos and conditioners designed for sensitive scalps, zombie or otherwise.

 

Our anti-dandruff shampoo fights flake blizzards, itchiness, and irritation without the harsh ingredients that can cause contact dermatitis. Our regular shampoo and conditioner keep your hair apocalypse-ready: clean, soft, and free from fertility-questionable parabens.

 

We’re here for Gen Z survivors who want effective products that:

  • Keep scalps soothed and flake-free
  • Avoid common irritants
  • Still have a sense of humor about the end of the world

Our Mission

To arm the living (and undead) with effective, safe, and personality-packed personal care that leaves you looking less “rotting corpse” and more “main character in a survival movie.”
 

Every formula is:

  • Hypoallergenic
  • Free from parabens & harsh sulfates
  • Designed to work long-term without damaging your hair or scalp

Why We Exist

The zombie apocalypse is tough enough.

You shouldn’t also have to fight dandruff snowstorms, itchy scalps, or mystery rashes caused by products with ingredients you can’t pronounce. Scare Care was born to bring clarity, safety, and fun into your haircare routine — all without losing that apocalyptic edge.

Meet the Antidotes

Check them out on Kickstarter

Trusted by Survivors Everywhere

From underground bunkers to zombie-free safe zones, our products have earned a loyal following among apocalypse preppers, sensitive-scalp humans, fake zombie scientists, and everyone in between.

Join the Horde

We’re more than a brand! We’re a community of survivors who refuse to let the zombie within us win.
Follow us for scalp-saving tips and exclusive antidote drops.

Meet the heroes in Dandruff Destroyer

Together, they exterminate your dandruff zombies while giving your scalp VIP treatment.

The anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

(If you feel like you're missing out you can totally find these anti-heroes in most other shampoos!) 

Why Dandruff SUCKS!

why your scalp demands scare care

Trusted by 100% of fake zombie scientists

No Souls Were Harmed in the Making

Loved by the Living (and Undead)

The Flakey Hall of Shame

Other shampoos

Hypoallergenic

Not common

No artificial dyes, artificial fragrances, parabens, sulfates, and formaldehyde releasers

Sometimes

Reduces zombie flare-ups

Questionable

Has snacks and ammunition for your scalp fighting warriors

More like mere rations

No artificial BS

Helps you to feel as clean as the Pope.

Debatable

Worshipped by dermatologists

This is a Kickstarter. Give us a break!

Unlikely

Boring boomer branding

Trusted by 100% of fake zombie scientists

Shampoo that looks pretty with makeup but then wrecks your scalp in the process

Common

Turns your rotness into hotness

Unleashes pure flake-free confidence

Bottle can be used as a last resort projectile to fend off hordes of zombies

Comforts your scalp and soul

Frequently asked questions

What the HAIL is Scare Care?!

Scare Care is the first skincare brand for zombies with peeling skin (yes, you). Our hypoallergenic antidotes are packed with soothing ingredients to actually revive your skin without triggering new zombie symptoms.

I used your products, but I’m still UGLY. Help?

First of all, self-love is important. 
 

Second, did you ACTUALLY use the products as directed? Even zombies need a little consistency in their skincare routine. 
 

If you've tried everything and it still doesn't work, we recommend checking out Botox or suing your parents for inconsiderately birthing you with bad genes.

What makes you guys different from other anti-dandruff shampoos?

Other anti-dandruff shampoos may fight dandruff, but may also contain other irritant-prone cure ingredients that turn your scalp into a rotting corpse in the process.
 

We, however, have worked with real (living) experts to create hypoallergenic antidotes that fight flakes AND whisper sweet lullabies to your scalp.

Will your antidotes help me find true love?

In order to find lasting, true love (AKA a healthy, committed relationship) you'll need personality, financial stability, and basic hygiene. We only supply one of those.

Are you guys legit?

We’re too legit to quit! Our antidotes have been carefully researched and reviewed by industry experts to ensure your scalp can be soothed and nourished.

I'm already dead inside. Can your products fix that?

While our products are great for rejuvenating your skin and hair, we can't promise a full resurrection of your soul. But you might feel a bit more alive on the outside, so we'll call it a win!

I'm in a flakey relationship. Will this help?

Only if you dump them and start a better relationship, with your scalp.

What if I'm allergic to AMAZING results?

Then we recommend sticking to your cheap 2-in-1 and staying crusty. Live your truth.

Will your products give me an extra boost of strength to outrun the apocalypse?

Unfortunately, we steer clear of performance-enhancing drugs in our products. And while we can't promise faster sprints or bigger biceps, our antidotes do KO dandruff flakes and leave your scalp standing victorious.

Meet Your Zombie Response Team

Team members

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Disclaimers

Last updated: 7/30/25

We're all about transparency. Before supporting our Kickstarter launch, here are some things you should know:

 

Use of AI
Some visuals and copy on this page were enhanced using AI. The creativity, ideation, refinement, and brand guidelines are direct result of the co-founders. This choice allowed us to focus our limited budget on product development and to deliver high-quality haircare at the best possible price for launch. We deeply value human creativity and fully intend to employ creative designers and writers post-Kickstarter once we secure funding.


Product Claims (Hypoallergenic, Anti-Dandruff, etc.)

  • Anti-Dandruff: Contains Selenium Sulfide, micronized 0.6%, an FDA-monographed OTC active for dandruff treatment. Drug facts comply on back of bottle coplly with applicable FDA regulations.
  • Hypoallergenic: Our products listed on this page have been thoughtfully crafted, will ingredients that have been found to have low irritation risk. However, no topical product can be guaranteed to be 100% irritation-free.
  • Trading Card Scoring: Scare Care Trading Card Stats (such as ‘Fighting Power’ and ‘Scalp Safety’)  are for entertainment purposes only. Our scores are based on Scare Care’s own fictional apocalypse rankings, not actual scientific testing.

If you experience any discomfort or unexpected results, please discontinue product use and contact us. We genuinely want to hear your experience, see if we can make things right, and use your feedback to improve the experience for others.

 

Fulfillment & Shipping

As a Kickstarter-backed product, estimated fulfillment times may change based on production timelines, supplier availability, and volume of orders. We will keep you informed with regular updates. Please see our shipping policy for more info.

 

Pre-Orders & Kickstarter Status

Participating in the pre-sale (by providing your email and/or joining the VIP club) and participating in the Kickstarter campaign is not a not a typical retail transaction. Orders will not ship until after our Kickstarter is successfully funded and fulfillment begins. Please understand that your support helps us bring this product to life, and that delays, pivots, or formulation tweaks may occur. We will be transparent about these updates.

 

Associations

We mention a few organizations on this site, but unless stated otherwise, Scare Care is not officially affiliated with them.

  • Kickstarter: Other than preparing to launch our campaign on their platform, we have no formal relationship or endorsement from Kickstarter.
  • The Pope: This product, marketing, and all related artwork not affiliated with the Vatican, Catholic Church, or any pope past or present. Any ‘pope’ shown is a fictional, comedic character for our zombie-apocalypse theme. No resemblance to real religious figures is intended. ‘Pope’ is used humorously as obvious puffery, not a factual claim about hygiene or holiness.

All values, opinions, and wild ideas expressed here are 100% our own and do not reflect the views or positions of any other group, company, or organization.

Company details

Scare Care is a subsidiary of Elemental Innovations LLC.

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